A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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i'm not gay

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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OGC - tilt your head

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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It says so on your cap.

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Hey, Max!!

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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