Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

How much is an abortion? A life

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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