I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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How do magnets work?

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Once upon a time.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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