- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

The penn state football administration

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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