There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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The WNBA.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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OBAMA

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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