Chuck Norris

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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