How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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