Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What sucks?

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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no u

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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