How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

why did Max cry??? chicken

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why was Timmy sad?

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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