- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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