Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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