Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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