- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

I only like NY as a friend.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

This is not a good joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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