What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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women

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Whats9+10 19

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What sucks?

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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gay rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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