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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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