How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Ham sandwich

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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