What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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That's Racist

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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