What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Chuck Norris.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Susie has Autism

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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your a towel.

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