The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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