A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Barack Obama

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Homework.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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The 19th Amendment

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Flab

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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