- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

The 19th Amendment

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Your Mom

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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