Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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