Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

robin, get in the car.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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