Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Women's sports

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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