Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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