What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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