- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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