how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Good.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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A jew went to Germany.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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