Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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a black father

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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weiner? balls

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Gabe Mercado

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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