what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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