knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What is worse

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Will you marry me?

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