My friends are like trampolines I have none

A Banana wrote this...

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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