What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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