- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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