Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Yes. Just Yes.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Tennesse

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Like this joke

whats pale and white your ass.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

George Bush does not care about black people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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