A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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