Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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There's no "i" in tim.

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baby loves lalma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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