You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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penis

Wats a joke?

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

It says so on your cap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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