Chuck Norris died.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What is a question?

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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