The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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i eat poop

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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