blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Flab

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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