What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Women's Rights

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

This is my joke. funny

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Hummer.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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