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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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