A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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