- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

That's Racist

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Gestapo.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Period Blood

Tennesse

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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