Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Whats9+10 19

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Why was Timmy sad?

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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