Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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