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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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A seal walks into a club.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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