What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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baby loves lalma

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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BWAT

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Paul Dylan King!

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Anti Joke

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