What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Whats 9 + 10? 19

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops