how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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My Girlfriend

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What is worse than hell?

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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