friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Canida

What is worse

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

OBAMA

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Lebron Traveled

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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