Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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BWAT

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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