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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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