Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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