Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Chuck Norris.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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