Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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