How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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The penn state football administration

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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