What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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im a selling a car

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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