- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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