- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What is worse than hell?

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Roses are red Violets are penis

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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