Nice weather we're having.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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alert("The Game");//

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Ass

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Rebecca Black

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Communism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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