"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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robin, get in the car.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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