Star Wars

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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