When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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