- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

why did Max cry??? chicken

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

I cant think of one (._. )

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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