How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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