What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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this is a joke

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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My Girlfriend

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Anti Joke

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