Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

An iguana walks out of a bar

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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