Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Canada's army

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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