Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Canida

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Hey, Max!!

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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