why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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The penn state football administration

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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