Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

George Bush does not care about black people.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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