A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Black Veil Brides.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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