- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Barack Obama

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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