- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Women"s Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

women playing football?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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