See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Hellen Keller

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