What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Paul Dylan King!

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BWAT

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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