Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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This is my joke. funny

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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