Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A jew went to Germany.

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Canida

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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