What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What sucks?

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Penis!

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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