Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Chuck Norris

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

OGC - tilt your head

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Asians

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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