Where's my tractor?

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

who smells? •Liam

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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