This is my joke. funny

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Who has downs this joke

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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YOU IS DUM

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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