Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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