- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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