whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Nathan Gooderson.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Penis!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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