What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Chuck Norris

i eat poop

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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