You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Du bist mein Kampf

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Anti Joke

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