Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Hi Jacob You cool

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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It says so on your cap.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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