Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

A fat boy walked into a party

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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