Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

You smell bad? Cool.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Halo < COD

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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