Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Wolf Pussy

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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