What is worse

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Your Mom

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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who eats pencils asians

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What's up? A direction...

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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OBAMA

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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YOU IS DUM

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Anti Joke

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