- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What is worse than hell?

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

c+t+c?

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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