- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Asians

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Rock mattress.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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