A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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women have rights

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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